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In this modern world, one thing hasn’t changed since ancient times, Muslims still like killing people. In our guide to Islam we will be revealing their beliefs, secrets and the things that drive them.

Part 1: Origins

Muslims hate Jews, they hate everyone but Jews in particular. As much as we agree with this, the irony is, they originated from the Jewish faith. The son of Abraham, Ishmael, is considered to be the point at which Islam broke away from the Jews, again the irony is that Ishmael was a wicked man and in actual fact they developed from pagan Baal worship in ancient Babylon anyway.

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Muhammad was the prophet who wrote the Koran. Little is known about him other than that he was a pork eating homosexual who had smoked too much shit, wrote the koran,(an autobiography of self loathing waffle) that eventually led to the creation of a fanatical hate driven nation of terrorists. He is said to have blown himself up in a school with explosives in latter half of the 7th century.

Part 2: Doctrine and culture

Who here doesn’t like a juicy pork sandwich and a bottle of fine beer? Apparently the turban bombing Islamists don’t, or so they’d have you believe. The pig is considered and unclean animal and alcohol is banned, well, officially. In most communities there are secret pork bars where swine and alcohol can be bought on the quiet. It’s a bit like those dark family incest secrets that everybody knows, but avoids talking about.



The Muslim faith believes in one God and one God only. The belief is that Allah descended from a frog. Apparently he was living in a pond near Mecca in an alternate world inhabited by gods and some sick duck decided to kiss him to see if he turned into a princess. Sadly he turned into a homosexual. You see it was his first same sex kiss which caused an infinite black hole void to implode and create the world.
They preach that because Allah sinned in such a horrible way, it means he can sympathize with our sins when judging us, this is why the fables of Allah paint him as a killing, raping, lying, cheating, homosexual that was washed up on booze and crack.



Muslims hate women. The Koran teaches us that women are the waste product of a miscarriage. This is why many major rivers in Islamic countries such as the banks of the Tigris are littered with dead baby girls. They teach that your sins will cause bad luck and the curse of Allah will prevent you from bearing a male. How they think the human race would survive without women is not explained.



The social class of women is said to be somewhere below the dog. In fact some animals are revered and almost worshipped…….or is that the Hindu’s? Who gives a duck! Islamic law commands women to dress like ninja’s for some reason. They call this head covering the burka but whatever it is, theory has it that it was brought in because all Middle Eastern women are pig ugly. Women also can’t vote but are expected to do all the work and wait on the man’s every desire.



Masturbation is considered a filthy practice and is punishable by death (unless done inside a mosque). Many Muslims have the name Allah tattooed on their hand to stop them masturbating but all it means is that rather than doing it in public parks, they have to do it in private to ensure the mobile morality police don’t catch them. If women are given permission to flick their bean in a mosque, the ‘ninja’ head covering must be worn.



Islam tells us that Allah loves you. That really depends on which ‘you’ we are talking about. If you are female, forget it, if you are straight, in your dreams and if you are white, you have no chance. As we’ve already established, Allah is a homosexual and commands all Muslims to kill the kaffir (white pig) with the sword.



The five pillars of faith.
The five pillars of faith are duties each Muslim performs to demonstrate his faith.
• Accepting that there is no god other than Allah and beheading anyone who doesn’t agree.
• Praying 15 times a day to god that doesn’t exist.
• Almsgiving, where Muslims are required by Islamic law to give fifty percent of their income to fund weapons of mass destruction.
• Fasting, to prove you are a sanctimonious, pious prick who likes to impress people by pointlessly starving yourself to near death.
• Pilgrimage to Mecca or exposing your bare genitals east to satisfy the homosexual pig-god Allah’s insatiable desire for men.



The rules of decency in most Islamic countries are different to ours. The age of consent is as low as eight years old in some countries. Inter-marriage between blood relatives is not uncommon. It’s believed that marrying inside the family strengthens the family bond and makes for a secure future. Marrying your sister who is only eight years old is a very difficult tradition for westerners to understand for some reason.






To defeat an enemy we must be aware of how he behaves and works. By examining previous acts of terrorism we can protect ourselves against further attack. We had the Muslim invasion of the holy lands in the days of the crusades, the destruction of the world trade centre, the use of weather machines to cause hurricane Katrina, the atom bomb and weapons of mass destruction, the banning of pork and alcohol, censorship and the prohibition of the freedom of speech and bringing Islamic law to countries where freedom of choice and expression are accepted. They also use suicide dog bombers.



Islam is denial, its self obsession, fanaticism and tunnel vision. What they don’t tell you is that mosques are really a front for organized crime. Inside these places are the most disgusting, degrading acts ever to have been carried out and happening on a regular basis. They are usually whore houses with bars serving alcohol, unclean meat, book burning, hate talk, unlicensed gambling, dealing in illegal weapons and various other homosexual deviancies. Inside sources reveal that men also like urinating on each other which is why paki’s smell of piss.

Conclusion

We have given a quick analysis of this violent religious offshoot from Judaism so you can protect yourselves against any potential attack from its followers. Knowledge is power, to defeat them we must use their weapons and tactics on them. Go bomb a mosque or maybe behead some school kids.





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