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Unlike humans, jews do not give birth to their young but rather lay eggs. These eggs are laid by the Jewish Queen, or "rabbi". When these eggs hatch, a spider like creature emerges, though this is not the jew itself. This creature will find a host which it will latch onto and lay an embryo. This Embryo will eventually burst out of the victim’s ribcage in the form of a cockroach like creature, which is the jews natural form. Eventually it will feed on enough bagels until it reaches full size and is able to morph into a human. Although it is not known for certain, physicist Stephen Hawking theorized that jews get hosts by kidnapping people, namely tourists. This theory is compatible with the missing person rate compared with the jewish "birth" rate.

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JEWISH SHENANIGANS

In the bible, there are two great cities called Sodom and Gomorrah. Sodom and Gomorrah were beautiful cities, full of flowers, joy, and happiness. Everyone shared, cared, had fun and generally got along with each other. But there one family who didn’t approve, Lot’s family. Lot was notorious for molesting children. Each Sabbath (Saturday) they would have a competition to see who could molest the most children, and who ever won got a jar of bagels and a nose extension coupon. Eventually, the people of Sodom had enough and decided to have Lot put under house arrest. God saw this and it made him VERY angry. He decided to send down two angels, Steven Spielberg and woody Allen, to tell Lot to get the duck out of the town because got was going to nuke it. The city’s residents tried to negotiate some sort of peace agreement but Lot would have none of it. He grabbed his wife and his two slutty daughters and ran for the hills. As they ran they heard terrible noises coming from the town, the Sodom and Gomorrah were being nuked. Nuked by god. Lots wife looked back for one split second, a split ducking second, and turned into a pillar of salt for some reason. When they reached the top of the mountain, Lot’s daughters got their father drunk and fucked him. On more than one occasion.

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Types of Jews: There are five distinct types of Jews:

Investor/Drone:
These are the foot soldiers of the Jewish horde. They invest money into their own jewish banks as a method of preserving the economy within their own dirty hands. Drones are generally given the dirtier tasks of re-possessing goods owned by good Aryans, collecting coupons, running nose-extension clinics and bagel shops. They are also in charge of stealing human hosts for the purpose of reproduction.

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Banker:
These are the higher ranking Jews. They are in charge of running banks which con innocent white people out of their money. They like to prey upon simple minded young people by means of sinister bank contracts. It is a well known fact that bankers plotted 9/11 as well as the sinking of the titanic.

Film Producer:
Jews have no talent when it comes to movie writing, directing and acting, so they are in charge of the only job they are fit to handle: money guzzling! Two popular Hollywood jewducers are Steven Spielberg and Woody Allen. Steven Spielberg is notorious for making pro-Juden propaganda films such as Munich and Shindlers List.

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Rabbi:
The Rabbi is the highest ranking of all the Jews, except for the queen. Rabbi have an almost total mind-control over Drones and Bankers. They can easily be spotted by the funny black hats that they wear. Sometimes they utter vile words spoken in “Hebrew”. Don’t be fooled, while this is said to be a prayer in the Jewish language., they are probably poking fun at your misfortunes. Jews pray for two things: Money and the destruction of the Aryan race.

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Queen:
This is the highest ranking Jew of all. It is unknown how many queens there are, but early Gestapo estimates number between 10 and 200 worldwide. Unfortunately, it is difficult to tell the difference between a Jewish queen and a critically obese woman who can’t move under the power of her own will.

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But what can I do about the Zionist problem?

Every red blooded white human hates Jews. But unfortunately not everyone knows how to deal with the problem. You see, having a Jewish settlement in your community is a lot like being raped with a rusty pitchfork while on morphine; sure, you don’t notice at first, but just wait until it wears off! I’m not really going anywhere with this, I just wanted to make a reference to drugs and inanimate object rape. Anyway, there are several ways to counter-act the Jewish advance:

Put cyanide in your local bagel store: Jews can’t survive for more than three hours without a dose of bagel, so if you put the poison right at the source you’ll be sure to take down a good number of the fuckers before they realize they are being infiltrated. At this point, you spill a jar of burning oil onto a little girls face and run away LOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLO

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Investing=bad: Don’t be a greedy fag, just take the money you earn out of the bank as soon as possible. Remember, every time you invest, an innocent child gets prostate cancer.

Support Pakistan: This one is a bit of a kick in the teeth because you’d be supporting a nation of rag head terrorists, but as soon as Israel is whipped off the map we can stab the fuckers in the back and steal their oil. It will be easy because the conflict with Israel would have taken up what little resources they have and leave them fighting us with sticks and stones. A win-win situation!

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Educate family and friends: Knowledge is power, comrades! Educate your loved ones by linking them to this page and making them aware of the growing threat to the Aryan race! Showing this to parents and grandparents is an especially good idea. Remember, United we are strong!

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